These are all real product saftey warnings
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.On a childs superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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