Bill gates goes to Hell...
Bill Gates goes to Hell. The Devil tells him to choose a room.
Bill looks at the brochure and chooses the one with the sandy beach, Ice cold beer and soothing music.
When he turns up it's pitchforks, screams, and lakes of liquid sulphur.
"Hey" says Bill "this isn't what your promised me."
"No" says the Devil, "for that you will need to wait for the upgrade."posted to uk.education.staffroom by Robert Chrismas